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Moms will be Moms!


Moms will be Moms. Doesn’t matter who you are. Here is some Mom talk.


Issac Newton’s mother —

“But did you wash the apple before eating it?”


Archimedes’s mother —

Didn’t you have any shame running naked in the street? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”


Thomas Edison’s mother —

“Of course, I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!”


Abraham Lincoln’s mother —

“Now that you have become President, for heaven’s sake, get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit.”


James Watt’s mother —

“If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, the rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now.”


Alexander Graham Bell’s mother —

“You have installed this new silly thing in the house, alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours.”


Galileo Galilei’s mother —

“What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano?”


Samuel Morse’s mother —

“Make sure your school report card doesn’t have only dashes and dots.”


Mona Lisa’s mother —

“After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?”


Michelangelo’s mother —

“Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling ?”


Albert Einstein’s mother —

“Can’t you do something about your hair? Use styling gel or something?”


Bill Gates’s mother —

“You keep browsing all day long; watch out if I ever catch you on any improper website.”


Danial Fahrenheit’s mother —

“Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea.”


Georg Ohm’s mother —

“I don’t like you resisting everything I say.”


Robert Boyle’s mother —

“If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having constipation. Take a laxative.”


Alessandro Volta’s mother —

“It is shocking to see you all the while dipping those copper and zinc rods in that beaker.”


Christopher Columbus’ mother —

“I don’t care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two-line letter!”


Please share your reply in the comments with 10 claps. What **Rahul Gandhi’s mother, Sonia Maino, say??


Dedicated to all the Mothers, without Whom The Human Civilisation wouldn’t Have Progressed.

❤️❤️


Published with permission from Vinod Bhardwaj (Navy Veteran) from https://medium.com

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